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Scott

Schwartz

Scott is a writer & producer based in Chicago, IL. Scott has developed, pitched, and sold original content for major streaming platforms and studios ranging from Hulu to MGM and has a knack for discovering exciting new voices. An adamant believer in the transformative power of storytelling, Scott's works often pair humor and heart with the absurd in an attempt to prove that the world is a far stranger place than we give it credit for.

Stories This Author Has Contributed To

  • Meme'd
    Comedy
    I got meme’d on a Tuesday. I don’t know why, but I previously thought virality was exclusively a weekend phenomenon. So imagine my surprise...
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  • The Cobra Of Oneida County
    Comedy
    Dennis Kozlowski fancied himself to be the most interesting man in Oneida County. His family’s parcel sat amongst a group of dairy farmers on a...
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  • The Oracle Of Oslo
    Drama
    When the main mast fell, Thomas had been in his quarters. The ink from his quil had barely touched the parchment – getting only as far as “My...
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  • How To Survive Mononucleosis (While Infecting Those Around You)
    Comedy
    STEP #1:  Contract the illness at the most inconvenient time. Why would you want to spend your well-deserved vacation lying on a beach, tossing...
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  • On Top Of The World
    Comedy
    The journey to the ashram at the top of Karinboque Peak is perilous to say the least. One 14-hour plane ride, a 10-hour train, 2.5 hrs by van, and...
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  • Closing Time
    Horror
    The last barstool at Callahan’s was as worn as the flickering neon sign that hung outside. The once vibrant red leather had cracked and worn...
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  • The Last Will & Testament Of Sadie F. Hochwarter
    Comedy
    From the offices of Simon, Howell, Liebowitz, & Klein: I (state your name) ESQ. serving as the legal representative and executor for the estate,...
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  • The Monkey Who Knew Too Much
    Comedy
    Grop wasn’t an especially gifted chimp.  As far as his jungle troop went, he was mediocre in every sense. His climbing skills were lacking....
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  • Animal Control
    Drama
    The doorbell rang at 3pm on the dot. Albert had been tossing and turning to no avail, attempting to take one of those coveted afternoon naps, the...
    Views 6758
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